Jip Jip

MEANWHILE...

In the deepest darkest corner of the sea two men were discussing the fate of the universe! They were talking about Ms. Haley and Spongebob and their destiny.

"It is certain",said one," Ms. Haley and Spongebob must defeat Jip Jip, the most evil and ugly water witch in the Galaxy!"

"Impossible, not even Jackie Chan could defeat her. What makes you think Granny and pea-brain can stop her?"

" The prophecy says that only true friends can defeat Jip Jip."

" Impossible, Miley and Lily have already been killed by that savage beast!"

"They're actors butt-face! Anyway, Ms. Haley and Spongebob are more than friends. They are sisters!"

THE ROOM OF VIOLENCE

Spongebob was in for it now. But then Ms. Haley heard a beeping. It was her Pokewalker(a step counter that upgrades your Nintendo DS Pokemon). She had just obtained a star oblubifury. "ACTIVATE," shouted Ms. Haley. Suddenly Bwobofete came to life... but it was to late. "BOOM". The wall collapsed right on top of Ms. Haley, Spongebob and Bwobofete. It killed Bwobofete but Ms. Haley and Spongebob were alive. It turns out that Optimus Prime has pushed over the wall and Crackle had done nothing at all. "Now I've got you right where I want you!" boomed OP(Optimus Prime). "Gotta scram," said Crackle who was perched like a vulture on the window ledge. He then jumped out the open window, doing 10 backflips on his way down before landing head first on a giant spike (which was inconveniently placed there) before being swallowed whole by a giant angler fish and then pooped out and melted. Meanwhile, OP had Ms. Haley and Spongebob exactly where he/she wanted them.....being crushed slowly to death under a wall in the flaming city of Atlantis. Meanwhile in the USA "Nettle's Sting" were planning a suicide bombing on the worlds most populated city - County Derry; they're pretty stupid.

2. Snap, Crackle, Ka-Boom!

Hi Guys, it's me Ms. Haley. That was a short introduction you have just read butthis is the real thing. ENJOY!

I looked around and I heard a big Ka-Boom! Atlantis blew up in flames. Oh no! Spongebob was in there. I had to save him! The Ka-Boom was one of the Rice Krispie ninjas blowing themselves up so they could set Atlantis on fire (even though it is under water).  I had to make sure Spongebob was okay. I ran inside the palace with Optimus Prime chasing me. The other two Rice Krispie ninjas were somewhere inside the building. I found Spongebob in the Room of Violence and he was not alone. Beside him was Crackle! "Don't move or I'll kill him!" laughed Crackle sounding evil. THIS-IS-SERIOUS!

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1. Ms. Haley's New Life

Ms. Haley had started a new life the underwater town of atlantis. She had moved here with Spongebob after fleeing from the zombies. But one day the Great Shark came to the underwater city and ate The Mermaid Queen. Ms. Haley was made the new Mermaid Queen. She had all the power in the world. One day when she was clipping her toenails, out of the corner of her eye she saw Optimus Prime with all with the three rice krispie ninjas, Snap Crackle and Pop. "Time to battle".