Jip Jip

MEANWHILE...

In the deepest darkest corner of the sea two men were discussing the fate of the universe! They were talking about Ms. Haley and Spongebob and their destiny.

"It is certain",said one," Ms. Haley and Spongebob must defeat Jip Jip, the most evil and ugly water witch in the Galaxy!"

"Impossible, not even Jackie Chan could defeat her. What makes you think Granny and pea-brain can stop her?"

" The prophecy says that only true friends can defeat Jip Jip."

" Impossible, Miley and Lily have already been killed by that savage beast!"

"They're actors butt-face! Anyway, Ms. Haley and Spongebob are more than friends. They are sisters!"

THE ROOM OF VIOLENCE

Spongebob was in for it now. But then Ms. Haley heard a beeping. It was her Pokewalker(a step counter that upgrades your Nintendo DS Pokemon). She had just obtained a star oblubifury. "ACTIVATE," shouted Ms. Haley. Suddenly Bwobofete came to life... but it was to late. "BOOM". The wall collapsed right on top of Ms. Haley, Spongebob and Bwobofete. It killed Bwobofete but Ms. Haley and Spongebob were alive. It turns out that Optimus Prime has pushed over the wall and Crackle had done nothing at all. "Now I've got you right where I want you!" boomed OP(Optimus Prime). "Gotta scram," said Crackle who was perched like a vulture on the window ledge. He then jumped out the open window, doing 10 backflips on his way down before landing head first on a giant spike (which was inconveniently placed there) before being swallowed whole by a giant angler fish and then pooped out and melted. Meanwhile, OP had Ms. Haley and Spongebob exactly where he/she wanted them.....being crushed slowly to death under a wall in the flaming city of Atlantis. Meanwhile in the USA "Nettle's Sting" were planning a suicide bombing on the worlds most populated city - County Derry; they're pretty stupid.